The Distress of the Chinese Zodiac-Dragon

I am a dragon, ranked fifth in the Chinese zodiac . For thousands of years, the Chinese nation has lifted us into the sky, and has imposed many beautiful or untruthful remarks on us, which we can not afford. Today, we need to use the Sina blog platform to clarify. 

First of all, your book records that we are a monster with shrimp eyes, antlers, bull beaks, dog noses, catfish whiskers, lion manes, snake tails, fish scales, and eagle claws. Revealed in the clouds, sometimes invisible into the abyss, is there this animal in the world? It is purely fictitious and indiscriminate. The animals that we don't exist are said to be so ugly, and come and go without a trace. No wonder Ye Gong, who has a good impression of me in the world, ran away in fright when he saw me. Are we so hideous and terrible? This is an insult to our Runge, and we express our strong protest! At the same time, he brags about Mr. Han Yu who wrote "Long Shuo", writes us omnipotent, fabricates false news, and gives a serious warning!

Secondly, it connects us with the theocracy of the world, which is a distortion of our image. To say that the emperor is the emperor of the true dragon, even his utensils, etc. must be accompanied by the dragon character, such as dragon robe, dragon bed, dragon scorpion, dragon court, etc. These are all bullshit and have nothing to do with our dragon. It is also said that the mother of the great ancestor of Han Dynasty Liu Bang gave birth to him after being raped by our dragon, and beautified him as a dragon species. Just imagine that even the dragon does not exist. If this kind of thing is true, isn't our dragon a complete hooligan? God creators should not slander us in this way. People who don't know the truth in the world will say that all officials have style problems and we are leading the way.

Once again, your world has violated our right of portrait. We sell our images everywhere, such as carving dragons, painting dragons, writing dragons, etc., on the door, on the pillar, on the beam, on the wall, on the street, the image of the dragon is flying all over the sky. Did you agree to this? Your so-called celebrities advertised, overnight, earning a lot of money, wealth is not enough for the enemy, we have been the image spokesperson for you mankind for thousands of years, but there is no income, what is the axiom? We will lodge a complaint against you in accordance with the Intellectual Property Law.

In addition, there are many behaviors that are disrespectful to us, such as playing dragon lanterns, racing dragon boats, treating us as playthings, mixed river dragons, faucets, treating us as tools, longan, pitaya, oolong tea, treating us as food, where is yours totem? Even if you gave birth to twins of a man and a woman, you are said to be a dragon and phoenix. You are already a dragon. What do you want our dragon to do? (Chinese Zodiac http:///shengxiao/)

Finally, we reiterate: the dragon is nothing, it can neither call the wind nor call the rain, nor can it travel the world. Humans don't want to be a dragon anymore, let alone sing "We are all descendants of the dragon".